Livorno's off again on again, often frantic gaffer Serse Cosmi, seen here (in an image owned by Getty Images) today during Livorno's...

They've got nudey butt machines now . Exactly what I need. So I can't even go to an airport without people laughing.

What has taken them this long?

Would you just look at these lovable litle scamps from a Russian youth hockey league enjoying life as only kids can. Makes you all gushy ins...

The Tigers' first baseman has gone through rehab for alcoholism. Insert sound of slide whistle going down here because Cabrera's ha...

They sure did the other day in our embarrassing loss to City . Tevez, Bellamy, and Neville all on the same pitch at the same time! Dick aler...

Doesn't get much better than this movie. Here it is stripped of all but the most essential potty mouth moments.

Anybody catch the Milan-Genoa match yesterday? The Beckhams made a successful comeback and RonaldILoveMcDonaldsinho scored a goal. The old g...

Marek Hamsik, star midfielder for Napoli and Slovakia, looking sort of like what Kid from Kid 'n Play would look like if he were white.

Well, at least not when it comes to excuses as to why he was nabbed running naked through the street. This is almost too funny to be true . ...

Hey, I forgot about the blog again. Been busy, what with the new Victoria's Secret catalogs coming out for Christmas and everything. So ...

It's beyond frustrating to be a Yankee fan sometimes. You only rarely get to watch a game where your team doesn't use like 7 or 8 pi...

. . . but the sun is shining brightly in my heart .

Long suffering Norwich fan Andrew from New York writes in regarding Saint Crispin's Day: "Took 500+ years but the French ultimately...

Yesterday was St. Crispin's Day. May it always be that the men of the West stand firm in the face of onslaught, may it always be that we...

The Yankees get through to the World Series, but otherwise, yack . OK, here we go. Yankees Post Game Celebration Like most victory celebrati...

Still processing the level of awful, uninspired football that United played today in their 0-2 loss to Liverpool at Anfield. Despite the fac...

We'll have a full wrap up tomorrow after the clash at Anfield and the Spankees win the ALCS. But in the meantime, I must say that today...

I finally have to agree with the 40 to 50 year old rapidly aging rockers who live in a fantasy world where it's still 1993 and they'...

Hulk . He'll smash you.