Who Ate All The Pies?

This guy, God bless his heart! God save his stomach.

Mostly posted this as an excuse to lament the kinda sorta maybe death of the greatest soccer site on this planet, Who Ate All The Pies. Come back to us, Pies.

Go F*ck Yourself, NYC Commuter

Hey, it looks like the MTA is going to have to raise fares again, because they're poor. I wonder why? Maybe in part because, as the WSJ reports, labor costs have risen around $2,000,000,000 in the past 5 years? I once again draw inspiration from social philosopher Travis Bickle when I think that somebody should wash the entire MTA right down the fucking toilet.

3 Trillion And Counting

This is quite a bit more than the original 700 billion. Glad to know the government is spending my money with all the discretion of a stumbling drunk who just won $20 in Quickdraw.