Robinho's Possible Booger Is On The Move . . .

. . . to Manchester. Manchester City, that is. MCFC spent something like $65,000,000 to buy Robinho from Spanish champions Real Madrid. But the big transfer news today happened on the red side of Manchester, as my guys picked up one Dimitar Berbatov from Tottenham for something like $60,000,000. He is a player of unusual touch and vision, and a magnificent passer. A fabulous player who will be massively successful at United, but there's one problem for me. He wears a girl's hairband on the pitch.He's going to have to work on that. As I hear, the new Berbatov chant at Old Trafford will be the following, sung to the tune of Jesus Christ, Superstar:

Dim i tar
Ber ba tov
He's got his own
Pers'nal hair dress er