After almost two years of "will he won't he" nonsense, Cristiano Ronaldo is packing up his diving board and moving it to Spain. That's a huge loss for us but £80 million is a lot of dough. I hope they spend it wisely, or on the club's massive debt.
And Tevez wasn't impressed when SAF called him personally and asked him to stay - he's likely off anyway.
Things are coming apart just a little bit at Old Trafford, aren't they?